Life with :P’s

April 23, 2011 in Life, Sarcasm

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You don’t know how things might turn up. You might go on for hunting for things, but life migh have something completely different in store for you. When you are at those situations phat leti hain boss. Sorry for poor choice of words, but mind is a bit blank to think of others). And when you are out of it, these things start appearing stupid. So these are things that mattered when they should have not, and when they should matter you are already over them.

You go and extend your hands for some colon d’s but what you get in return are some colon P’s. And I love to see these transitions as colon P’s. Basically I love to feel all transitions which I really couldn’t understand as colon P’s. My love for them goes far beyond this. My status messages and more importantly my mind are full of them. My birthday cake this year, had a big colon P. When one day I was really frustrated I wrote as my status message – “No more colon P’s in my life”. Quite understandably, people found it absurd.

I went to a shop for a stress ball, and asked if I could get a stress ball with a colon P on it rather than a standard smiling force. But alas, they didn’t. I tried Archies as well, but quiet understandingly again I failed. I have got many mails from my seniors pointing not to use colon P in the official mails. I somehow manage to do without the other smileys, but not without this one.

I promised myself so many things before the start of semester. Padhoonga, yeh karoonga. Now a week before my exams I knew I failed me. I broke all promises that I made to me. Again I don’t know what should I think of me, I would like to go with a colon P.

P.S

Let us end this abruptly.

No post for shruti di.

Listen to Akon – Lonely. Really a nice song.