Deepak confesses about her

May 31, 2011 in Comical, Story

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So after waking up at 2pm, I was blogging. I was talking to Nitika and both of us were getting bored. So as usual the awesome me, had an idea. We pinged Deepak and ask our newly made papa where our mummy is.

So after searching really hard for our mummy (read it as torturing papa), we found some really good theories and some awesome statements made by him. It was 3 pm here, and 2:30 am in USA, so Deepak was in his usual state of hangover.

Some uncensored ones -

Abhishek : usa mein le jakar kaamwali toh nahi bana diya
Deepak: nahi yaar tumhari mummy ne mujhe kaam wala bana diya

Deepak: I have been to Vegas.. I have a hangover
Deepak: please let me know who my wife is
I want to figure out more details about myself
it wasn’t my fault… somebody drugged me at Vegas

Deepak : mai to bas abata raha tha… ki hum saath nahi rehte

Deepak: phot fb pe dekh le.. jo achhi lage use mummy bana lio
Abhishek: kitna peete ho, itne bhi stud nahi ho aap

Deepak: jo bandi tum dono ki chat list me common ho abhi, vohi hai
use bhi group chat me add karlo, mai kat leta hoon

Finally, Deepak tried to find the mummy and chat to two different girls. For the sake of anonymity lets call the first girl Prachi, and second one Neha.

Prachi was apprehensive of being our mummy, or rather Deepak being his husband. I am a bit confused over this, it would be great if someone can clarify this. Though she refused to be our mom, we find her good and voted for her. (We were out of options as well…. )

But the entire chat changed when Neha came into the picture. Impressed by Deepak papa’s profile of being Stanford she assumed him to be rich and within a call agreed to be our mother, and rather his wife ( I am sure on this one). Since we already chose a mummy (But Deepak was yet to get a wife for her), we HAD TO chose her as our MOM and to be even more precise our STEP-MOM.

Over enthusiast as she was, her internet was behaving badly which used to be the reason of her getting disconnected and pinging me to add her again.

Deepak rocks again -

Deepak: Prachi to aaya hai

Deepak: bataya na, jab tum nahi thi to Prachi ko aaya rakha tha

Neha: @abhi, apne dad ko naam se mat bulao, warna no dessert for 1 week (see how cruel she is , our STEP MOM)

Neha: did u hear my story? wen the kids were 1 yr old, i had to go to us
par uss zamaane mein planes kahaan the, so i had to go by ship
ab ships ko pirates ne attack kar diya, nd i was kept as hostage
but ab humne dushmanon ko maar giraaya
nd azaad ho gaya, that explains y i was absent during ur chioldhood years
nd u dont remmeber me, but beta i am ur actual mom
sob sob

Deepak: @Neha: you are awesome.. you are the biological mom…..@Prachi: you are doubly awesome… a great stepmom.. @Abhi and Nitika: katlo ab

(see the desperation)

Neha: deepak bato inhein ki main hee tumhari dharmpatni hoon
Deepak: @all: mai aur Neha pati-patni hain
Neha: yesh!

Neha: nahin rehna toh jaao bhaad mein
hum aur bachhe paida kar sakte hain
Abhishek : ahem ahem
Neha: par tum parents kahaan se laaoge?

Deepak: @Neha: how about a cruise dinner tonight?

Neha: shut up u loudmouthed brats
(So, we are now confirmed that she is our STEP MOM)

Deepak: @Neha: let me clear this. XXXXX is a IIIT 3rd year girl who is also interning at Stanford and was interested in staying in the same apartment as mine, but she found a better accomodation
Neha: zabaan sambhaal ke baat karo
Abhishek : who is also interning at Stanford and was interested in staying in the same apartment as mine

I guess it was the most boring post that I ever posted, because quite a lot of things wouldn’t have made any sense. But I would like to leave the post on the note that “Group chats are fun”. And when you have someone like me with such a wonderful storyline, things get even better.

P.S :
This post is dedicated to Alok and all other Jwalites (or whatever way they spell their hostel guys)
@Papa – Hum hamesha aisa nahi karte, so don’t make fun of me.
Did I promise anonymity?
There were few other names, but I am not including them.
The flirt image is dedicated to Deepak.

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